Sin calculus jokes series#

You must be sin squared, because I’m cosin squared and together we equal one. The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant. You + Me = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip I’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?Ĭan I plug my solution into your equation? If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.Īre you a bank loan? Because you have all my interest. I’d like to be your derivative… So I could be tangent to those curves. Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled. You must be the square root of -1 because you can’t be real. If I’m the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1. I feel a great deal of calculust towards you. I do believe I am your reciprocal we will be one when we multiply. Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)Īre you a 30 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y. You may be out of range, yet I would love to show you my domain. My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending. “Hey, baby want to squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?” I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations… Your hotness is the only reason we can’t reach absolute zero.

Sin calculus jokes series#

Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions. Your beauty defies real and complex analysis. I am not very good at algebra, but I do know that you and I make 69. “I wish I was your differential because then I’d be touching all your curves.” I’m not being obtuse, you are being acute girl You and I add up better than a Riemann sum We’ve been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate Once you go Asian, you never miss an equation. I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Meīeing with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.īaby, I wish I were a section of your tangent bundle, so I could lie along your manifold.īaby you must be a modulus sign, ‘cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i always feel positive! See below for proof.Īre you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I’m around you My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,…. Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point. You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus. You must be multiplying out my brackets because you’re making me expand.īy looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. Man: Me neither…In fact, the only number I care about is yours. You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.

$sin calculus jokes$

I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.Īrchimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. I wish I were a second derivative, so I could investigate your concavities. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. I’m like pi baby, I’m really long and I go on forever.

$sin calculus jokes$

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial? I hear you’re good at algebra….Will you replace my eX without asking Y? Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry.